Builder sacked over vacuum cleaner sex
A builder working at Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital has reportedly been sacked, after he was caught pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner in the canteen.
The man was allegedly discovered naked, on his hands and knees, with his rude bits in the business end of a smiling Henry vacuum cleaner.
The Sun reports that the Polish man claimed to bosses that he had merely been vacuuming in his underwear, which was supposedly a common practice in Poland. Hmmm.
According to the reports, the man was spotted by a security guard, who told him to leave the canteen – but clean the vacuum cleaner first.
Bosses for the construction firm he worked for, refurbishing administrative offices, are quoted in the newspaper as saying: 'That behaviour is not acceptable, although it gave a few people a laugh.'