A crusty looking old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."
With
that the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
tell him about her situation. The both return and the manager asks the
old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn
problem", the man says, "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn
lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see", says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
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