6 Cars That Will Save The Environment And Cause You To Lose Your Manhood

CHEVROLET AVEO - This "poon wagon" is called such because you will literally grow a vagina. Remember this is from the makers of the Camaro and Corvette.

HYUNDAI ACCENT - The steering wheel actually has a place for a girl's breasts, if you are a guy with man boobs, good luck fitting into this "Korean muscle"

VOLKSWAGEN JETTA - If Hitler was gay, this would be his vehicle of choice

FORD FOCUS - After getting this car, you can "focus" on gaining your self respect back.

KIA RIO - This car is great for the environment but once a month will be very angry, yell at you for no reason, and start leaking blood

LEXUS RX400h - A car that is driven by playwrights, broadway actors and Mario Cantone