Over the last few weeks I have read nothing but articles about the NEW IPhone coming out. There was a LINE of people waiting at every place you could get your hands one one. If you were one of those people here is a list of reasons you are a loser.
1) It's not that different from the first IPhone you bought. That you still have.
2) You could get one the next day without camping out for a week. (get a job, or a life please)
3) It has NO BUTTONS. Try getting something with a freakin keyboard - like the BlackBerry. Do you have a computer? Would you like to replace the keys with a touchscreen panel? No? Of course not you freaks. Touchscreens are stupid and unusable for fast typing. Maybe we can add feedback to the touchscreen? NO, how would that help? How about a little electric shock? NO. They tried to do things like touch screens and chicklet keyboards in the 80's and 90's.... please let's leave them back there. AND MY GOD STOP PRETENDING YOU CAN TYPE JUST AS WELL AS A KEYBOARD.
4) AT&T.... you bought a phone from AT&T - That alone makes you stupid. THE WORST coverage in the U.S. with terrible customer service. Enough to make you puke. And you went ahead and signed a 2 year contract with them to get the stupid IPhone. Congrats - Loser.
5) The IPhone is a MEDIA device. They may as well have called it the IPOD VII. The phone functionality is secondary to the media functionality. Hey it's a GREAT media device. If you bought it for that reason then you get a get out of loserville card! If you bought it and you do alot of emailing and typing - you are back to loserville.
6) In 6 months Steve Jobs (a brilliant man) is going to release another version that barely adds anything and you are going to wait in line again like lab rats.
7) Applications anyone? I've had a crackberry for years and I've been using terrific applications that I pay very little for. Oh and by the way, my new crackberry does all the media functions your stupid IPOD VII does AND it has a keyboard and kicks ass on email and typing.
I could go on and on. Yeah, there is a crackberry coming out that is a clone of the IPhone... I assure you only the stupid dregs will be buying it. Gotta give kudos to crackberry - I bet some of you will switch over to get away from AT&T just to get the stupid thing.
I've haven't included pictures in this article because I want you to have to read. I understand that it's hard to read sometimes without looking at the pictures but please sound out the words real slow and you may understand them. If you are having too much trouble get the application that reads your emails out loud for you. Wait? You don't have that on the IPhone - sorry forgot.
Pure envy?
Posted by: Onit | July 11, 2008 at 03:57 PM
Man what a whiny hater little bitch you are..Iphone is badass.
Posted by: Donk | July 14, 2008 at 05:56 PM
Man what a whiny hater little bitch you are..Iphone is badass.
Posted by: Donk | July 14, 2008 at 05:57 PM
iphones are gay
Posted by: sadasda | November 08, 2009 at 06:07 AM
OMG iphones r the gayest shit ever...
their for fucking idiots who dont know shit about pnones. its pretty much a toy. thats why soo many people like them. try getting a black berry or an android phone if you want a REAL phone.
Posted by: iphone hater | December 26, 2009 at 11:34 PM
you are such a cry baby. "stop pretending that the on-screen keyboard is just as good". dude -- pretend? obviously if you see someone typing away on it just as easy as a keyboard, then apparently it IS as good as a normal keyboard.
let me be just as dumb as you -- "stop pretending you're that you're posting text to a website!"
dumbass.
Posted by: Brian Madden | January 19, 2010 at 11:52 AM
oh and how about this stupid ass commenting before me? "if you want a real phone, get an android". whatever, im not going to knock the android, it's a decent phone. but the only reason why my friends bought the android and not the iphone is because they can get it cheaper under a family plan through verizon. the phone is a crappy replica of the iphone. what can it do better? oh, voice activated gps for all you little girls who don't know how to drive to the convenience store to pick up your tampons.
Posted by: Brian Madden | January 19, 2010 at 11:55 AM
everyone who talks shit about the iphone are just haters im sure we could come up with a bgass list of shit on the blackberry like how the battery fails 5000 times and the trackball just falls out after heavy use and you probably ot like the iphone just cause your broke ass's cant afford one
Posted by: nathan | March 30, 2010 at 09:38 PM
iphone users = sad faggots who take it oh so readily up there dirty cum filled asses
Posted by: bigiusdickius | April 08, 2010 at 10:29 AM
Ha, you're just mad iPhones own your little Blackberry. :)
Posted by: kdlsnfkdn | May 15, 2010 at 02:07 PM
iphones are a piece of shit u leave your calling area and access the internet bam $400 phone bill trying to fix the peice of shit is retartidly hard and wtf is with apple care u buy it just to find out u still have to get it sent off through u cell phone provider what a load of shit the iphone is a big oversized overweighted piece of shit if u want internet use a computer why pay an extra $300 to surf the internet on a what 3" screen i recomend getting off the apple brand and go with a normal phone these smartphones are gona take over the world look in japan everyphone i see there it still has a keyboard and can do everything the iphone can do 100x better this is my rant.
Posted by: the cellphone guru | May 29, 2010 at 05:59 PM
We are all fighting over materialistic crap! So funny... by the way I hate useless technology. Why do we need useless junk like phones and OS 4 things? I don't get it. Sometimes I wish I lived back in the 1800's. A simpler time. A greater time.
Posted by: Dana Koroskov | June 29, 2010 at 09:16 PM
It's a phone! That's all. Just a phone. It is just a useless object without the operator. I can't tell you what the model of my phone is. I don't know. Because I don't care! My phone doesn't take pictures and my camera doesn't make phone calls. And I don't care. My phone makes calls and accepts call. Maybe it gives the occassional brain tumor but hey...I don't need a phone that cooks breakfast or whatever else. These corporations have you by the balls. They promise you doofuses a cheaply made gizmo and you make them wealthier in return. Entertainment for me! I love watching such foolish people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have studying to do.
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Posted by: New Balance 574 | October 15, 2010 at 09:29 PM
apple products are cheaply made fashion accessories. status symbols for useless, uninteresting people. anybody who waits in long lines, no matter the product, clearly are not worth talking to.
Posted by: phil | February 05, 2011 at 03:34 PM
Too harsh, the only draw back imo is that the iphone make you look like a faggot; however, if you are a chick it's cool.
Posted by: Willzya | July 22, 2011 at 06:59 AM
ipones suck. Its just another iphone 1 that they remade made 4 or 5 times just with a different design and another camera. To every iphone 4 owner, don't get the iphone 5 save up your money for an android phone you will have a better experience. with easy to access soft keys that take you where you need to go. it also has some muscle on the bone. you wont have to get another phone when you drop it. and by the way, I hear people say "do you have a phone or an iphone". for those people, THE IPHONE IS JUST A PHONE!
Posted by: GOANDROID | July 29, 2011 at 08:13 PM
I'm more than happy with a good old dumbphone with a damn good camera, You've got Android users talking about how customizable their phones are, you have Iphone uses mincing around like camp old queens flashing the phone saying 'mug me mug me'
Trying to buy a good old dumbphone these days is virtually impossible,all you get from sales personel is "Why don't you want a touch screen or smart phone?" I don't want a damn touch screen or a small QWERTY keyboard, i'm not bothered about how big the frigging screen is either but all the phone manufacturers are doing is ignoring those who are not bothered about apps or a frigging smartphone.
Then you get those who say that i must be envious of them because they have X,Y or Z or i can't afford it, well i've got 2 cars in the drive, the house doesn't have a mortgage, i'm retired and only just turned 40. I'm SURE i can't afford one ((geeze))
All that is happening is a phone racism, x hates y and z because they don't have the trendy phone People use what you want just don't force the issue of who's right and wrong with which phone they have, the last time i checked i was an individual with my own thoughts and desires i don't need big companies defining me as being a nobody just because of the phone i use.
Posted by: Cranton | October 27, 2011 at 02:19 AM
Iphone is full of shit ...........
Google wins ............
Posted by: Sony | May 17, 2012 at 05:18 AM
DONK YOU ARE A GAY FAGGOT! SUCK IT LITTLE IPHONE LOSERS SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKING NOOBS SONS OF BITCHES HAHAHAHAHHA
Posted by: dasafag | August 22, 2012 at 09:08 AM
You're a stupid hipster who's wrong. Guess what the best selling smartphone doesn't have? A fuckin' physical keyboard. You can continue using your stupid paperweight while I enjoy my Galaxy S III.
Posted by: You're An Idiot | September 23, 2012 at 10:19 AM
A fuckin' physical keyboard. You can continue using your stupid paperweight while I enjoy my Galaxy S III.
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