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Supermodel Karolina Kurkova has been attacked by the Brazilian media for appearing too fat on the runway.

SEXY supermodel Karolina Kurkova has been attacked by the Brazilian media for appearing too fat on the runway.

Czech Kurkova was slated in the country for appearing in a bikini with what critics called "back fat, love handles and cellulite". 

Kurkova, 24, is best known for being a Victoria's Secret Angel whose superfit physique has graced the pages of fashion magazines around the world.

But her recent appearance at the Cia Maritima show during Sao Paulo Fashion Week had fashion critics up in arms.

An article in a Brazilian paper about the leggy 5'11" Kurkova described how "shocked" the audience was when she appeared looking uncharacteristically chubby with "cellulite on her butt."

Kurkova is one of the world's highest-paid models, according to Forbes.

In addition to Victoria's Secret, she has featured in campaigns for Ralph Lauren, Oscar de la Renta, Chanel and Balenciaga.

 

Spotlight ... Karolina Kurkova has been blasted for having cellulite on her butt.

The fashion industry has been under fire recently for its promotion of skinny models and pledged to adopt a more healthy image for young girls who often force themselves to become thin in the battle to secure a place among the top tier.

In 2006, Brazilian model Ana Carolina Reston, 21, made headlines when she died of anorexia on the eve of a Paris photoshoot after subsisting on a diet of apples and tomatoes for several months. At 5'8", she weighed just 39.9kg.

In 2007, Uruguayan fashion model Eliana Ramos, 18, died of a heart attack believed to be related to malnutrition.

The shocking deaths prompted a public outcry and heavy criticism of the fashion industry for promoting unattainable standards of beauty.

A picture of Jane Seymour and her 26 year old Daughter Katie Seymour - And they look the same age. (amazing pics)

If you want to know what a girl will look like in 20 years time, the saying goes, study her mother.

In the case of Katie Seymour, perhaps she won't have changed much.

The 26-year-old actress bears such a striking likeness to her more famous mother Jane that they could pass for sisters.

Which is a remarkable tribute to the achievement of the 56-year-old former Bond girl in maintaining the face and figure of her own youth.

 

Like mother like daughter? Jane Seymour and daughter Katie

Without a wrinkle in sight, she doesn't look much different to the 22-year-old who starred with Roger Moore in Live And Let Die.

She also scores highly in the modesty stakes. 'I think Katie is far more beautiful than I was at that age,' she says.

'She's very natural, has fantastic skin and there's not a piercing or tattoo on her.'

Four-times married Miss Seymour has admitted having breast implants and a 'minor' eyelift, and says she has considered liposuction.

But she credits time spent with Katie, the product of her marriage to her former business manager David Flynn, for helping to keep her feeling young.

'We go to the theatre, or we run through our lines together,' she said. 'And she brings her friends round, which is fun. I'm usually surrounded by twentysomethings!'

The respect is mutual. Katie tells Hello! magazine: 'She treats me as an equal. And if I ever need something to wear, my favourite thing is to go and borrow from my mum.

'She has really great taste.'

Bond Girl: Jane Seymour gets intimate with James Bond, played by Roger Moore, in 1973's Live And Let Die

Good genes: Jane and Katie at a Hollywood premiere last year

Winehouse Leaves Hospital... Smoking

Amy Winehouse released from hospital after emphysema diagnosis... but she's already smoking again

Troubled star Amy Winehouse was released from hospital yesterday after she was diagnosed with early stages of emphysema.

The Back To Black singer was all smiles as she piled into a cab, stopping off for a brief shopping trip before returning home.

But in a worrying sign she's yet to shake her bad habits, the 24-year-old was seen lighting up a cigarette as she emerged from facility despite stern warnings from doctors.

Bad habits: Amy Winehouse, pictured yesterday leaving a London hospital, has resumed smoking despite showing early signs of emphysema

Her father Mitch Winehouse has admitted that he is terrified that she will fall into her old habits and is concerned she'll be 'dead in three months'.

Amy collapsed at her North London home last week and was taken for tests at a London hospital by her 57-year-old father, who later said: 'With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up.'

'The only thing that can go into her lungs are fresh air. She faces a stark choice - either she sticks to it or she won't sing again.'

Released: Amy flased a smiles as she left the facility

'To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter's life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it.

'But the doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won't just ruin her voice, it will kill her,' he said.

Referring to her scheduled appearance at a concert for Nelson Mandela and Glastonbury, he added: 'She really wants to do the gigs at the weekend, and with the doctors' permission – and they've given that permission – she's gonna perform.'

Concerned: Amy's father has said he is worried Amy will go back to her old ways

He revealed that the singer’s 26-year-old husband Blake Fielder-Civil – who is awaiting sentence after pleading guilty to GBH and conspiring to pervert justice -  has vowed to come off drugs and has been calling her every day 'to help her stay strong'.

'Blake apologised to me for getting Amy into drugs and says he's going to try and put it right.

'Blake was clean when I saw him but he's told me he wants to go into rehab. We've organised it so that as soon as he's out, that happens.

'He wants to go from zero to hero. It's very hard for him being in prison, but at least he's been trying,' he said.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie discuss divorce as romance dies

Madonna and Guy Ritchie's seven-year marriage is in such crisis they are discussing a split.

 

The glamour couple, now rarely seen together in public, have been living virtually separate lives in their £6million London mansion for months.

Both acknowledge their tempestuous romance is over. But they insist there is no bitterness or blame and say there is no one else involved.

A close friend disclosed: "They're obviously sad but they're dealing with it like grown ups.

"While they'll be the first to admit they have a somewhat fiery relationship, above all there's a deep respect for each other.

"Things have just run their natural course."

A formal announcement about the marriage is likely to be made at the end of Madge's world tour, which finishes in Mexico on November 29.

The couple insist their priority now is to provide stability for their children Lourdes, 11 - Madonna's daughter by dancer Carlos Leon - own son Rocco, seven, and adopted son David Banda, two.

A source said: "Although the marriage is coming to an end, they don't want to say anything until the tour is over.

"They live like brother and sister rather than husband and wife and thought it best to call it a day. There's been a lot of speculation about them having furious rows all the time, none more so than because of the children.

"But they have just grown apart. They've decided they're better off as friends. It's sad, but they're determined to keep it amicable."

To add to their troubles an explosive  book by Madonna's brother, Christopher Ciccone, is set to lift the lid on the singer's exotic sex life and former drug use.

In Life With My Sister Madonna interior designer Christopher, 47, says 49-year-old Madge's past lifestyle is to blame for her ailing marriage.

He claims the Material Girl, who has made no secret of her flings with women, once told him she was a lesbian.

He also accuses Guy, 39, of being more a glorified babysitter than a husband.

An insider revealed: "Madonna is very saddened by Christopher's behaviour. As far as she's concerned her brother going public about her is the ultimate betrayal.

"He can't need the money that badly."

Friends say Madonna and Guy have been drifting apart for the last two years. The pair already have separate bedrooms in their London home with Madonna's on the second floor and Guy's on the fourth.

Madonna now plans to start a new life rotating between her properties in London, New York and Los Angeles.

Her duplex apartment overlooking Manhattan's Central Park is being enlarged to accommodate her children and staff.

She has also bought an adjoining apartment in the block to give her more room.

The singer left Britain last week for New York with son David. They were pictured watching a New York Yankees baseball game with Madge's business partner Guy Oseary, 38, godfather to Rocco.

Meanwhile husband Guy is working on a script rewrite of a new Sherlock Holmes film after finishing his new gangster movie RocknRolla.

It means the couple will effectively be apart until just before Madonna's tour starts on August 23 in Cardiff.

They met in 1998 at a dinner party thrown by Sting and married amid secrecy at Skibo Castle in Sutherland, Scotland, in 2000.

Cracks emerged when they disagreed about Madge's decision two years ago to adopt baby David from Malawi.

These widened when Madonna was said to have grown close to her record producer Stuart Price, 30.

In 2005 the star told an MTV documentary she married "for all the wrong reasons".

She said: "My husband didn't turn out to be everything I imagined him to be. I wanted to end everything."

She added in a recent interview: "Guy can be intolerant of my behaviour. But he has certain personality traits which need to change as well."

Despite her fame, Madonna insisted the public is not all that interested in her marriage. She said: "Posh and Becks are much more interesting...maybe even Camilla and Charles."

You gotta respect 80 year old hunchback Rod Stewart... all he has to do is say show me some boob and women do it.

Larry King's Wife Enters Rehab - But That's Not The Point - The Point Is This Amazing Picture

Hef Had Family Foursome, Gay Tryst

HUGH Hefner has gleefully enjoyed a sexually liberated life, but few know it all started with a little erotic dabbling within the Playboy czar's own family.

In his upcoming book, "Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream," Steven Watts writes how after Hefner wed his first wife, Millie, in 1949, he enlisted his friend Eldon Sellers, who would later help him co-found Playboy, into a staging a foursome.

The book relates: "One night after [Hugh] and Millie watched a stag film with Janie and Eldon Sellers, he suggested that the four of them make love on the same bed, each husband to his own wife. They did and in Sellers' words, 'It was different and exciting.' According to Millie, Hugh began to hint at switching partners, apparently suggesting it with the Sellerses, although the swap never materialized."

Hef then went further, trying a foursome out on his own family. "It did happen with his brother, Keith, and his wife, Rae, one evening," Watts writes. "[But] while Millie ultimately backed out of having sex with Keith, Hugh slept with his sister-in-law."

The book also claims Hef once tried a gay tryst. "Hefner's thirst for sexual experience became so strong that he even had a one-time homosexual experience," Watts writes. "One evening in downtown Chicago he was propositioned and, according to Sellers, he 'thought, what the hell. Found it an interesting experience. As far as I know, the guy just gave him [oral sex].' "

Hefner also once shot a porno starring himself called "After the Masquerade." Watts writes: "It was shot at a friend's apartment where Hefner and a female acquaintance had sex while wearing masks."

Hefner told Page Six he cooperated with Watts and gave him access to his personal papers. "This is the most authoritative book ever written about me . . . It's all essentially true," he said.

Janet Jackson says she is ready for a child even though she is "allergic"

Janet Jackson has said she’s “allergic to marriage” but the youngest sibling in the entertainment family is ready for a baby, People reports. The 42-year-old's longtime boyfriend, Jermaine Dupri, says he and the pop star will focus on family “soon … right after the tour" she's set to begin in the fall. "Janet would be a great mom. She was around so many brothers and sisters all her life, so she's got to know what that is [like],” added Dupri, who already has a daughter from a previous relationship. “And her mom is a great mother."

The one environment even tuberculosis could not survive in (w/pic)

Megan Fox reveals ‘Transformers 2′ script re-writes, make-out scenes - says her main role is to "look hot"

When Michael Bay got behind the camera for his most recent film, he chronicled a lot more than just automobiles transforming into robots from outer space. Millions of fans also watched then 21-year-old Megan Fox transform from an obscure actress best remembered for a Lindsay Lohan movie into one of the most desired hotties on the planet.

Now, the “Transformers” star is back on the set with Michael Bay – and true to the director’s favorite word, she says he’s making an awesome sequel.

“As big as the first movie was, this is 10 times as big, 10 times as many set pieces, explosions, and acrobatic stunts,” she told us about “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. “Shia and I make out a little bit; I don’t know if anyone wants to see that.”

Something tells us that Shia LeBeouf wants to see it.

Regardless, Megan insisted that the blossoming romance between Sam and Mikaela is only one of the many plotlines Bay will be juggling for the June 2009 flick. But according to the actress, some last-minute scrambling has been taking place to make sure their romance can hold its own among all those Autobot vs. Decepticon showdowns. 

“You know, we’ve been having script meetings, and we’ve been reworking the script, because they wrote it fast because of the writer’s strike,” she explained. “And, we’ve just been going through and trying to do some character stuff for Shia and myself in the middle of this crazy world that they’re in.”

“I can tell you that we’re on locations in some really exotic places,” she added. “It’s just going to be a badass movie. It’s just going to be a popcorn-visual-spectacle, summer film.”

As for Michael Bay’s main directorial input to his lead actress, Megan had this to say: “His main note to me is just to look hot; so I try my best.”

Jamie Lynn Spears gives birth to baby girl named Maddie Briann

Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl, according to People.com. The Web site is also reporting that the child, born at 9:30 a.m. Central time on Thursday, is named Maddie Briann.

The National Enquirer reported that Maddie was 6 pounds, 10 ounces, and was born in a hospital in Mississippi, not far from Jamie Lynn's Kentwood, La., home.

Spears, the 17-year-old little sister of pop star Britney Spears, has been living in Kentwood since December, retreating to her hometown shortly after announcing her pregnancy.

Spears and Casey Aldridge, the father of the baby, got engaged in March but have delayed their wedding until after the birth of their child.

News last fall that the then-16-year-old star of Nickelodeon's “Zoey 101” was expecting rocked a celebrity tabloid world already dealing with the exploits of Britney.

Jamie Lynn confessed the pregnancy to OK! magazine and said of her and Aldrige's reaction: “It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

Spears initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine.

“Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me,” she said.

Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reported.

“She was very upset because it wasn’t what she expected at all,” Spears said. “A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive.”

Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney’s young sons, told the magazine: “I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”

She said her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of her popular Nickelodeon series, has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.

Megan Fox Wearing a Tiny Little White Dress

Nicole Kidman Injects Her Entire Ass Into Her Lips (w/pic)

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Britain’s Princess Eugenie was found dancing naked at school like a nymph (w/pic of pretty attractive Eugenie)

Britain’s Princess Eugenie was found naked on the grounds of her school during a drunken night with pals.

The Duke and Duchess of York’s younger daughter and classmates “frolicked like nymphs” on the lawns.

Eugenie, 18, was given a severe scolding and told not to stay at school on weekends. She has been a $44,700-a-year boarder at Marlborough College, Wilts, for five years.

A senior staff member was woken by playful shrieks and discovered about a dozen pupils dancing around in their birthday suits under the midnight moonlight.

"It’s the talk of the college,” one pupil said. "The girls had been drinking, possibly in a local pub, and decided to let their hair down."

"It was a couple of weeks ago just before people started taking their A-levels and some find exams all a bit stressful. For some reason they stripped off and started prancing about.”

There is no suggestion any boys were present or that drugs were involved.

Eugenie, who is sixth in line to the throne, is expected to appear at Royal Ascot for the first time next week with sister Beatrice, 19.

End the speculation about Kim Kardashian padding her ass... here is proof she doesn't (bikini pics)

Former Bond girl Denise Richards is considering another romp for Playboy magazine (w/hot pics)

You know you have to give her credit for some intelligence to realize that her niche is magazines like Playboy.  Her acting is horrible to say the least - but she is SUPER hot.  Here are some pictures to prove my point and the article below...(after all don't you read Playboy for the articles?)

Actress Denise Richards at the A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival Sponsored by Disney benefiting the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation at the Wadsworth Theater on June 8, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Michael Buckner, Getty Images)

Former Bond girl Denise Richards is considering another romp for Playboy magazine.

The sexy star bared all for the men's magazine in 2004 and now that her marriage to Charlie Sheen is over, the actress is thinking about making a return.

She tells AOL.com, "It's still a possibility. It's so iconic and fun."

And Richards admits she quite liked the attention she got after posing naked for the publication four years ago.

She adds, "I think that my niche is as a sex symbol. I'm never going to be the girl next door, so why not play up my niche?"

Would You Allow Your Children to Accept a Freezy-Pop From This Woman? (w/scary pic)

Sex appeal vs. salacious tripe (w/delicious pic of Billie Piper)

Billie Piper as "Hanna" (aka "Belle") in Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Photo: Courtesy of Showtime Networks

They say there's no such thing as bad sex, but they're wrong. At least on TV.

This month, the tube's boundaries on tasteful vs. tawdry get tested with two series, the '70s period piece “Swingtown” on CBS and the saucy “Secret Diary of a Call Girl” on Showtime.

“Swingtown” is Eden without the garden, temptation without the fruit. It is set in the era between Woodstock and Reaganomics, the liberation of The Pill and the consequences of AIDS.

It explores the journey of desire confronting a couple when they move to a new part of town and meet their neighbors – who happen to be into mate-swapping.

Open marriage seems to work for the Deckers, Tom the randy pilot and Trina the retired flight attendant. “It's not cheating. It's the opposite, actually,” Trina explains to new neighbor Susan Miller, who's in the ho-hum phase of her marriage to Bruce. Trina says sharing has given Tom and her a new level of intimacy.

This apparent paradox is left hanging as Susan accepts a Quaalude to help her digest the revolutionary concept.

Their meeting falls on Independence Day 1976, a holiday deeply symbolic of new beginnings. Bruce and Susan are left to ponder joining the party, though there's little doubt it's their destiny.

“Swingtown” uses its bold sexual and narcotic themes to shock, but fails to deliver – at least in its premiere last week – a cogent narrative deserving of anything more than a leer.

While reviews are split on whether there's any “there” there in “Swingtown,” the Parents Television Council has condemned the show, calling for CBS affiliates – especially those in the Midwest and Rockies, where it airs at 9 p.m. – to pre-empt the show.

Nothing could help its fortunes more than a few affiliates doing so. Getting banned in Boston is better than a million-dollar ad campaign, but “Swingtown” is hardly worth getting feverish over. Like the central characters, the series is suspended between two cultures: the traditional broadcast network and the artistically unfettered world of pay cable.

In its current realm, it goes too far and not far enough. If there is a story there, it needs to be told frankly and without innuendo. And broadcast television, a place where values of viewers outside the Hollywood screen community should be taken seriously, is not the place. This may be the central dilemma to life in “Swingtown”: fear of intimacy and failure to commit.

Not so with next week's bombshell, “Secret Diary of a Call Girl.” It will dwell at Showtime, a channel where you know what you're getting and you're paying full freight.

It is a full British import and that's to its credit. Somehow the accent, the glib British tongue, adds a heap of elegance. When the BBC's “Coupling” crossed the pond to NBC, it retained the British scripts but voiced them in American English. It was like hearing Shakespeare in a West Texas drawl. “Coupling” unraveled quickly. Cleverly bawdy there, crudely unwatchable here.

Billie Piper (“Doctor Who”) plays Hannah Baxter, a well-educated and clever 27-year-old in London with a secret alter ego – Belle du Jour, a high-priced hooker catering to the carriage class.

Her diaries outline the vivid extremes of her night job, but it is when Piper turns to the camera and talks right to us the real connection occurs. No, I was not abused by a family member, she says. Yes I enjoy my work very much, thank you. In fact I get paid to do things I could only fantasize about. And, yes, I am a prostitute and you may call me what you will – here she offers a thesaurus of possibilities – but spare me your judgments. I am a businesswoman, and while my work is unconventional, I'm quite good at what I do.

It turns out, what she does well goes beyond the physical. For Belle, the challenge is to get inside the mind of the client and figure out where the knot is that needs to be undone. She is a therapist in lingerie, and one must admire her most stunning asset – a nimble and challenging mind.

At its soul, “Secret Diary” is about the tension between two compartments of Belle's life and how she must struggle to keep them apart. “Secret Diary” succeeds in its burlesque – like Sally Rand's classic fan dance, you think you see much more than you actually do. You walk away stimulated, but only in the imagination.

One gets quickly lost in “Swingtown” because the show goes the other way – its hope for connection lies in the acrobatics rather than the affection.

George Clooney Dumped Sarah Larson Over Boob Job

Note to women...if you want to win George Clooney's heart, forget about getting a boob job.