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Kate Beckinsale Replaces Food with Sex (w/ultra hot pic) - who needs food.

Now this is a diet I could live by. Kate Beckinsale says she is too good at sex to be in the kitchen. She is admittedly a terrible cook. In replacement of a good home cooked meal, she is willing to get her knees dirty.

Britney Spears finally gets a car that she can't hurt people in (w/funny pic)

Actress Gina Gershon’s Affair with Bill Clinton (at least he's banging a hottie now)

Vanity Fair writer Todd Purdum in his extensive article ‘The Comeback Id’ hints that Bill Clinton has been having an affair with Hollywood actress Gina Gershon.  Be sure to check out the entire 8 page article.  It is one of the best political articles I have read in a long time.

Megan Fox wants to have sex 24/7... Says "I have the libido of a teenage boy. I'd rather have sex all the time than leave the house." (w/super hot pic)

Megan Fox apparently has an insatiable hunger for doin' it. She recently told FHM that she's obsessed with sex and doesn't really see a point in doing anything else. Here's the exact quote via Hollyscoop.com:

"I have the libido of a teenage boy. I'd rather have sex all the time than leave the house."

Katie Holmes is Officially a Teenage Boy - Tom Cruise Delighted (w/pic)

Katie Holmes is Officially a Teenage Boy

Angelina Jolie has revealed she keeps real Tomb Raider guns in her house - and she’s prepared to use them. (w/amazing new pic of Jolie)

The actress says she got the firearms after filming the hit movie, and she and partner Brad Pitt would be prepared to use them to protect their family.

She tells the Mail On Sunday , “I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to.

“I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out.”

 

Tennis Star Ashley Harkleroad Poses In Playboy - Ashley achieves naked ambition to appear in magazine spread (w/real nice SFW pic)

Tennis Star Ashley Harkleroad Poses In Playboy

Ashley achieves naked ambition to appear in magazine spread

American tennis player Ashley Harkleroad will appear nude in Playboy magazine's August 2008 issue. Harkleroad, who was defeated by Serena Williams at the French Open this weekend, told reporters she has already done the photoshoot.

Harkleroad, 23, will be the first tennis player to appear in Playboy. She said the offer came in earlier this year when she was recovering from surgery to remove an ovarian cyst.

"I was just laying there for three weeks, and an offer came to me," she says. "I thought, well, I'm not really doing anything right now. I'm proud of my body. I was representing a female athlete's body."

About the nude photoshoot, Harkleroad says, "It was hard work, but it was just a completely different experience. It was fun...I try to stay fit, so I'm just trying to represent a female athlete and her body. That can be sexy too, you know." Meanwhile, tennis star Serena Williams expressed admiration for Harkleroad's naked ambition. "I'm just surprised she beat me to it," joked Serena.

Blonde beauty Harkleroad may be following in the footsteps of former tennis pro Anna Kournikova. Kournikova, a blonde Russian bombshell, struggled in her tennis career but was known the world over for her cover girl looks, which enabled her to make tons of money in endorsements despite never having dominated the game.

Harkelroad reached a career-high ranking of No. 39 in June 2003. She is currently ranked 60 in singles and 145 in doubles. Her career prize money to date is $878,621.

Sigh, more stupid Miley Cyrus Inappropriate Pictures - Red Lace Underwear (pics)

Sarah Jessica Parker thrown in jail for attack (w/video)

An ornery donkey was tossed in a Mexican jail meant for drunks and people who create public disturbances after kicking and biting two men near a ranch in Chiapas.

Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey bit Gernaro Vazquez, 63, in the chest and kicked Andres Hernandez, 52,  as he tried to come to Vazquez’ rescue. Hernandez ankle was fractured. It took a half-dozen men to gain control of the enraged burro. 

The animal will remain in custody until the owner pays the men’s medical bills estimated to be around $420, authorities said. 

Police did not say what caused the donkey to become enraged or what the men were doing to the animal before the attack. 

Maybe this is a clue as to why one jacka$$ would attack another:

 

Donkey: I get no respect!

Tom Cruise being less nutty? Is it possible?

 Tom Cruise says his couch-jumping on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" seemed to set off a "confluence" of bad publicity for him, but he's not sure he would take it back.

"That was a moment, and it was real, and I don't know if I would (do it differently). I really don't," Cruise said during an hourlong interview with Winfrey taped in his Telluride, Colo. home.

During the show broadcast Friday, Cruise said his antics on Winfrey's show three years ago were an authentic way of expressing his feelings for Katie Holmes.

Holmes, now his wife, welcomed Winfrey to the couple's home at the top of the show. She then left Cruise to conduct a tour, which included a peek at daughter Suri's playrooms, the home's kitchen, Cruise's collection of bound film scripts, and stunning views of snow-topped mountains.

Winfrey and a subdued, jeans-wearing Cruise conducted the interview on an overstuffed couch in the family's living room.

About a month after his last appearance on Winfrey's show in May 2005, Cruise criticized Brooke Shields for taking anti-depression drugs after the birth of her child. He also berated "Today" host Matt Lauer for suggesting that psychiatric treatment might help some patients.

Cruise, 45, told Winfrey he was feeling "pressed" during the interview and that his concern was that "child drugging" needs to be "the parents' choice."

But when Winfrey pointed out that Cruise specifically appeared to be criticizing the use of medication to treat postpartum depression — indicating depression could be treated with vitamins and exercise — he said he regretted his views "came out wrong."

"I personally don't (believe in antidepressant drugs). ... But I think that people have the, it's their decision. When you look at something, it's an individual's right to make a decision on what they're going to do with their life," he said.

Cruise also talked about his belief in the Church of Scientology.

He said when he refuses to answer questions about Scientology, people question why he's avoiding the topic. When he does answer questions, he's accused of preaching.

A video that recently surfaced on the Internet of an animated Cruise extolling the virtues of Scientology was taken "totally out of context," because it was specifically made for a Scientology event, he said.

One of Scientology's central codes is to "respect the religious beliefs of others," Cruise said. "That's part of being a Scientologist, and that's who I am as a person."

Much of the rest of the interview involved Cruise shooting down various rumors and reports.

He said ex-wife Nicole Kidman still has a relationship with the two children they adopted during their marriage and stressed that the two share custody. He said he loves Holmes' family, calling them "amazing people."

Asked about skeptics who believe his relationship with Holmes is a public relations stunt, Cruise said, "That's laughable to me. I don't know what to say."

Winfrey asked about a book that she said "implied" Suri was not Cruise's child.

"I've had a lot of books written about me. When someone compares your daughter to Rosemary's baby — it's one thing to come after me. Say stuff about me," he said. "But when it comes to my family, my children, that's when I went, `This is off the chart.'"

Looking back over the past three years, Cruise said he's learned there are some instances when he needs to communicate with the public more, and other times when he needs to choose when and where to express his opinions.

"I feel like definitely things have been misunderstood, and things that I could have done better," he said.

Actress Megan Fox has reportedly been banned from a supermarket in her hometown (with 2 pics of the only reason we pay attention to her)

Actress Megan Fox has reportedly been banned from a supermarket in her hometown - after she was caught shoplifting there as a child.
The National Enquirer claims 21-year-old Fox was caught stealing make-up from a Florida branch of the Wal-Mart during her rebellious teenage years.
And the incident has now seen her banned from the store.
A friend of the star tells the tabloid, "Megan (Fox) was quite a rebel growing up. She thought she could get away with anything, and definitely had sticky fingers.
"She would pocket things like candy and gum from convenience stores, but Megan's shoplifting days were quickly put to an end when she got busted for heisting a $7 tube of lipgloss from Wal-Mart.
"At first, Megan denied it. Even after they told her they caught her on surveillance video, Megan still tried talking her way out of it. But when they threatened to call the police, Megan broke down in tears and confessed."
When approached for comment, Fox's spokesperson refused to confirm or deny the claim.

Gary Coleman getting divorced. Wife doesn't like the "bashing of his head into the wall" when he's angry

The honeymoon is over for Gary Coleman and his new bride.

The 40-year-old actor and his 22-year-old wife, Shannon Price, are set to appear on TV's "Divorce Court" on May 1 and 2. The couple wed in August after meeting on the set of the 2006 comedy "Church Ball."

Among the problems the pair discusses with Judge Lynn Toler are Coleman's anger and intimacy issues. Coleman and Price agree they have "ugly" monthly fights.

"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does," Price says, according to a transcript of the show provided to The Associated Press. "He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too."

Coleman says he gets frustrated because "the male is always the bad guy."

"When I try to state my case or explain things to her or try to get her to understand my point of view," Coleman says, "my point of view doesn't matter."

Price also complains that Coleman has no friends and inexplicably disappears from home in the middle of the night. When Toler presses him, Coleman admits he is negative.

"I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any," he says. "People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. (They're) only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you."

Coleman went on to describe the couple's private life as "mediocre."

"It's not her fault," he says. "I always feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders every day I get up. ... There are days I don't even want to get up."

"Divorce Court" is a syndicated show on which couples appear to settle real divorce cases. The show's judge resolves issues such as alimony and asset division, and her decisions are legally binding.

Cher reveals affair with Tom Cruise

The singer had a brief relationship with the actor, 16 years her junior, at the start of his career.

            

 

 

Only now, as she publicises an upcoming run of shows in Las Vegas, has her version of events emerged.

Reflecting on their affair, she said it could have been a "great big romance" if they hadn't been forced apart by their filming schedules.

They are thought to have met at a White House fund-raising event in the mid-eighties when he was basking in the success of his hit film Risky Business.

Cher, 39 at the time, is said to have been smitten almost immediately with the 23-year-old.

While Cruise's career was very much in its ascendancy, she had by that time been a star for almost two decades.

Cher, 61, told Oprah Winfrey: "I was crazy about him."

In the show, to be seen on US television next month, she spoke of Cruise, now 45, as an awkward young man who was struggling to adjust to his new life.

"He was shy," she said. "He said he felt like such a boob in school and nobody talked to him. We went on a date once for dinner in a New York restaurant and the waitress was from his old school.
"He told me she never talked to him back in school, but now he was recognised he got all her attention.

"It could have been a great big romance because I was crazy for him."

As she recounted her time with the actor, the audience burst into a frenzy of cheering and whooping, especially when she spoke of one particularly "long night" in his arms.

The couple are thought to have dated for several months.

Their affair is understood to have ended when Cruise met Mimi Rogers, six years his senior, who was to become his first wife. He separated from Miss Rogers after three years in 1990.

He went on to marry Australian actress Nicole Kidman the same year and remained with her for 11 years until 2001.

He married third wife Katie Holmes in 2006. The couple have a two year-old daughter, Suri.

No sex please, Madonna - I'm on the Cookie Diet

She has indulged in on-stage lesbian kisses, raunchy music videos and erotic books.

But Madonna has revealed that her attempts to seduce husband Guy Ritchie were once defeated – by biscuits.

The pop icon – who last week gushed about her "incredible" love life – says her film director husband went off sex while trying to lose weight on Hollywood's latest craze, the Cookie Diet.

 

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been dogged by rumours that their marriage is in crisis

It involved the Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels director eating up to four biscuits instead of breakfast and lunch, but his 49-year-old wife was disappointed by the effects.

Fortunately for the Like A Virgin singer, Ritchie, 39, is now back to eating normally.

Followers of the diet, including singer Kelly Clarkson and Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson, eat 800 calories a day for three weeks.

Madonna told an American radio station yesterday: "My husband went on that Cookie Diet and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex. He's not on it at the moment, thank God.

"He did [lose weight] but he didn't really need to lose that much weight. I think he did it because all his friends were doing it and he wanted to see if he could do it."

 

The singer shows off her lean physique in her latest video 4 Minutes

Her sex-life confession is at odds with a tribute to Ritchie on her forthcoming album Hard Candy in a song called Incredible.

In a magazine interview, she said: "Sex with Guy is incredible...and, surprise, surprise, it's his favourite song on the album. Actually, maybe it's not his favourite song but it's definitely his favourite line."

The singer has made sex the centre of her public image ever since her first No 1 hit, Like A Virgin, in 1984. Since then, she has published a book of erotic photographs of herself called Sex, had the explicit video for Justify My Love banned by MTV in 1990 and kissed Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at a music awards ceremony in 2003.

In recent months, however, Madonna has been dogged by rumours that her marriage is in crisis. Last month, the couple were forced to issue a statement denying a split, which read: "Mr and Mrs Guy Ritchie remain happily married."

She said: "I had to marry a challenge because otherwise I would just get bored. Whatever else Guy is, he's never boring... We're both there to help each other and challenge each other."

But she added that she was the one left to tell off their children, Lourdes, 11, Rocco, seven, and David, two.

"Guy's a softie with our kids," she said. "Lola [Lourdes] rules the roost. She is extremely maternal towards David. He is the apple of everyone's eye."

 

Madonna says daughter Lourdes, 11, 'rules the roost' in the house

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - Spitzers Call Girl, sues Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis for 10 Million

The call girl linked to the downfall of former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer sued the founder of the "Girls Gone Wild" series on Monday for $10 million, claiming he exploited her image and name to advertise the racy videos.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, contended in the lawsuit that she was only 17 — too young to sign legally binding contracts — and drunk on spring break in 2003 when she agreed to be filmed for "Girls Gone Wild" in Miami Beach.

Dupre "did not understand the magnitude of her actions, nor that her image and likeness would be displayed in videos and DVDs," says the lawsuit filed by Miami attorney Richard C. Wolfe.

The lawsuit filed in federal court in Miami names as defendants "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis, two of his companies and a man purportedly involved in creation of two Internet sites that the lawsuit contends improperly use Dupre's image to sell DVDs and other products.

Francis, 35, has built a soft porn empire filming and marketing videos of young women exposing their breasts and being shown in other sexually provocative situations, often at public events such as Mardi Gras or spring break beach locales.

Dupre gained notoriety in March when it came out that she was the high-priced call girl named "Kristen" named in court documents who was hired by Spitzer for at least one tryst at a posh Washington hotel. Spitzer, known as "Client 9" in the documents, resigned as New York governor a few days after the scandal broke.

Francis made a public $1 million offer for Dupre to appear in a "Girls Gone Wild" video and go on a promotional tour, then rescinded the offer after he realized he already had footage of Dupre from 2003. Dupre's lawyer warned she was only 17 when the video was shot, not 18 as Francis claimed.

Francis said in March that Dupre spent a week on a "Girls Gone Wild" bus and made seven full-length tapes after signing release papers. He also said he bought her a bus ticket home to North Carolina.

Francis said he was surprised by the lawsuit.

"It is incomprehensible that Ms. Dupre could claim she did not give her consent to be filmed by Girls Gone Wild, when in fact we have videotape of her giving consent, while showing her identification," Francis said in a statement.

He said the photos were taken "in front of a room full of people, including two newspapers and multiple crews we had in the room." Francis also said he would be happy to discuss the $1 million offer with her again.

The lawsuit claims Dupre is the victim of unfair trade practices, false advertising and unauthorized use of her likeness.

Francis is no stranger to legal problems in Florida. He spent a year in jail and was released in March after pleading no contest to child abuse and prostitution charges for filming underage girls in the Panhandle beach town of Panama City. Four women who claim they were 17 or younger when filmed have filed lawsuits there against Francis.

Francis also faces federal tax evasion charges in California. Prosecutors say companies controlled by Francis claimed more than $20 million in phony deductions in 2002 and 2003 and that Francis used offshore accounts to conceal income.

Report: Roger Clemens had affair with country music star Mindy McCready

Country star Mindy McCready, left, and former New York Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens reportedly began an affair when McCready was just 15 years old.     (Photocomposite. AP and PAUL J. BERESWILL, Newsday)

Roger Clemens had a decade-long relationship with country star Mindy McCready that began when she was a 15-year-old aspiring singer and the pitcher was a Boston Red Sox ace, the Daily News reported.

Clemens' lawyer, Rusty Hardin, confirmed a long-term relationship but told the newspaper it was not sexual.

"He flatly denies having had any kind of an inappropriate relationship with her," Hardin said. "He's considered her a close family friend. ... He has never had a sexual relationship with her."

Clemens was 28 and a married father of two when he first met McCready, the newspaper reported.

The story, which appeared on the newspaper's Web site Sunday night and in editions Monday, quoted several people who asked not to be identified because of the sensitivity of the situation. It said Clemens sent cash to McCready to help her with legal issues and reached out to her when she was in jail last year in Tennessee for violating probation after allegedly hitting her mother.

The revelation could undermine Clemens' reputation, which is central to the defamation suit the former pitcher has filed against former personal trainer Brian McNamee. McNamee contends Clemens used performance-enhancing substances during his major league career.

Miley Cyrus apologizes for racy Vanity Fair shoot (w/pics)

   

Another big to-do about a picture that appears in bad taste but in no way is as revealing as the picture posted on this blog some time ago (seen below)... the picture posted below shows off way too much and I think out of all of the photo's she's taken this is by far the most objectionable..The Vanity Fair Photo seems to attempt to be artistic and just looks warped to me - but not as objectionable as what she has already done.  Here is the Vanity Fair Photo...Not erotic - just gross.

Here is the Photo we published weeks ago which is FAR more objectionable...

            

 

Miley Cyrus says she's embarrassed by an apparently racy photo spread in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair.

The photos, by renowned photographer Annie Leibovitz, accompany an interview with the 15-year-old pop star and her father, singer Billy Ray Cyrus. They include shots of the teen reportedly topless and wrapped in a blanket.

"I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed," Cyrus says Sunday in a statement through her publicist. She also apologizes to her fans.

Cyrus, who stars in the Disney Channel's hit "Hannah Montana," is 1 of the biggest - and most G-rated - acts in the country and is often considered a role model for young girls.

Kelly Clarkson of American Idol Fame walks around her house naked... even when people are around.

 

Kelly Clarkson of American Idol Fame has undergone several transformations in her relatively short career. Among them: Her hair, her clothing style and not to mention her musical style, as evidenced on her self-professed "edgier" sophomore album. Most recently, it seems Clarkson is ramping up her ongoing quest to shake her "good girl" image.

Us Weekly reports that the 26-year-old Grammy-winning singer loves to walk around her house naked. The kicker? It's not just an alone habit, like plucking your eyebrows or doing an facial mask. A source told the gossip rag that Clarkson prances around in the buff even when her home is "filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings."

She says  "I just really like being naked."

Reminds me of a Seinfeld Episode... the one where Jerry's hot girlfriend was always naked.  When he tried it he found it didn't apply to men because men can't pull it off...

Hold on to your couch: Cruise returning to "Oprah"

Oprah might want to nail down her furniture. Tom Cruise is scheduled to return to "The Oprah Winfrey Show," nearly three years after a couch-jumping appearance that spawned countless YouTube parodies and late-night jokes.

The two-part show will coincide with the 25th anniversary of Cruise's booty-shaking turn in the film "Risky Business." Friends and colleagues will surprise Cruise with taped messages honoring his work in movies, according to a statement Thursday from Harpo Productions.

Winfrey will interview Cruise from his home in Telluride, Colo., for the first show on May 2, which will cover his "family, his life and the future," Harpo said. Then on May 5, Cruise will appear in Winfrey's Chicago studio.

Cruise became the butt of jokes after a May 2005 appearance on Winfrey's show, where he repeatedly jumped on the talk-show host's couch, saying his love for then-new girlfriend Katie Holmes was "beyond cool."

Cruise and Holmes became parents in April 2006 with the birth of their daughter, Suri, and married in Italy in November 2006.

Megan Fox named sexiest woman in the world. Kate Beckinsdale was robbed. (w/great pics of both)

                                                                                                                                                                        

           

Actress Megan Fox was named the world's sexiest woman on Wednesday by an annual online poll, while the world's most Googled woman, Britney Spears, barely scraped in at No. 100 after a shocker of a year.    

Fox, 21, who starred in last year's hit movie "Transformers," grabbed the title from actress Jessica Alba, 26, topping online men's magazine FHM Online's (www.FHMonline.com) reader poll of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World for 2008.

 

Alba dropped to No. 3, coming behind American actress and former model Jessica Biel but ahead of Canadian actress Elisha Cuthbert who was ranked fourth after appearing in horror movie "Captivity" last year. U.S actress and singer Scarlett Johansson, 23, rounded out the top five.

 

"Megan Fox is the deserving winner of this year's FHM title. She's young, she's hot, she's a rising star and her sex appeal has definitely transformed this year's list. She's got a great future ahead of her," said FHM Online U.S. Editor JR Futrell.

 

Fox debuted on the list at No. 68 in 2006 and was ranked No. 65 last year. But playing the lead female role in "Transformers," a blockbuster $700 million hit at worldwide box offices, markedly raised her profile.

 

Also in the top 10 were Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Tricia Helfer, Blake Lively and Kate Beckinsale.

 

Newcomers to the list included Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice from British pop band the Spice Girls, who moved to Los Angeles with her husband, English soccer player David Beckham, last year. She made her debut at No. 99.

 

Spears, 26, whose career has been buried under an avalanche of personal and mental health problems, managed to make the list at No. 100, a steep decline from 2004 when she was voted the world's sexiest woman.

 

FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll is now in its 14th year with nearly 9 million votes cast this year by FHM readers worldwide to choose the sexiest women in film, television, music, sports, and fashion.

 

This year's list also included reality TV stars to reflect the genre's increasing popularity with three girls from the "The Hills" making the list, including Heidi Montag at No. 44 and Audrina Patridge at No. 80 and Lauren Conrad at No. 95.

 

From "Dancing with the Stars," actress Shannon Elizabeth returned to the list at No. 46 after being absent last year. She was joined by Cheryl Burke at No. 40 and Karina Smirnoff at No. 78, who made their debuts.

 

"It's no surprise to us that so many reality stars made this year's list," said Futrell. 'The Hills' is one of the most popular shows on MTV, and 'Dancing with the Stars' is the No. 2 reality show in America after 'American Idol.' We expect even more to be added next year."