Scott Weiner is a founder of ToldYa, a widget-based advertising platform, and the author of Yes, ICantSeeYou, a blog that collects the unusual with daily funny stories, pictures, jokes and news.
Scott Weiner is a founder of ToldYa, a widget-based advertising platform, and the author of Yes, ICantSeeYou, a blog that collects the unusual with daily funny stories, pictures, jokes and news.
Posted on January 20, 2009 at 09:19 PM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)
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Posted on August 27, 2008 at 12:44 AM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)
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Five cell phone myths. Five real answers. Net10 uncovers the truth behind the most commonly asked cell phone questions.
Miami, FL (PRWEB) August 12, 2008 -- Not all cellular carriers are created equal. That's why it can pay to shop around before signing up for any particular service. But it may surprise many consumers to know that if they're unhappy with their cell service, they can change it - and that doing so is a lot easier than many people realize.
The following facts about cell phones and wireless carriers, as compiled by Net10 (a brand of TracFone Wireless, Inc., the largest prepaid mobile phone service provider in the U.S.), can help consumers who're tired of hidden fees, overage charges, lengthy contracts and cancellation penalties:
Myth: Anyone who cancels a cell phone contract is subject to a cancellation fee of about $175.
Fact: Once a user is past the initial due date of the contract, he or she can't be charged a cancellation fee. If the contract was for two years, at the end of those two years it automatically renews on a month-to-month basis, not for another two-year term.
Myth: Contract service plans are a better value than prepaid plans.
Fact: Those who use less than 500 minutes per month are better off with a prepaid plan. At 10 cents per minute for a prepaid plan, 500 minutes costs $50. The average monthly contract costs as much as $68. Plus, those who go over their minutes on a contract plan can pay as much as 45 cents per minute additional. That can really add up.
Myth: Users who switch to prepaid plans can't take the old phone number with them.
Fact: Those who are already on a contract cell phone plan can move their current cell phone number to a prepaid plan with no penalty.
Myth: Users get better phone reception on a contract plan.
Fact: Reputable prepaid cell phone providers use the networks of major regional and national wireless carriers, giving them a vast national coverage area with the same quality of reception.
Myth: The only way to get the best phones is by signing a lengthy contract.
Fact: Top manufacturers such as Motorola, Nokia, Kyocera and LG now offer their top brand name phones for prepaid plans.
Consumers who are dissatisfied with their current cell phone contracts should learn their rights and options. To learn more, visit www.no-evil.net.
Posted on August 12, 2008 at 11:33 AM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)
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MyRide.com Announces “Top Ten Fuel-Efficient Sports Cars”
Consumers Can Satisfy “Need for Speed” While Being Earth-Friendly and Easy on the Gas Card
IRVINE, Calif. (Business Wire EON/PRWEB ) August 11, 2008 -- No longer does style have to be sacrificed for fuel economy. MyRide.com, the new online resource for consumers to research anything automotive, has compiled a list of the “Top 10 Sports Cars by Annual Fuel Cost” with cars that fit every budget. From the Hyundai Tiburon to the Porsche Cayman, this list has something for everyone. Even a Lotus model proves to be better for the environment than many of its counterparts.
Top 10 Sports Cars by Annual Fuel Cost |
Rankings for the “Top 10 Sports Cars by Annual Fuel Cost” guide were based on the EPA’s annual fuel-cost ratings, which reflect the current national average gas price and assume 15,000 miles divided between 55 percent city and 45 percent highway. When annual fuel cost was the same, the net gain between city and highway efficiency and MyRide.com reviews and ratings were used as a tiebreaker.
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Posted on August 11, 2008 at 03:59 PM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
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Hurricane season is upon us in Florida. Believe it or not, more people are seriously injured and killed on the picture perfect calm days after a hurricane has blown through and people are returning to their homes and lives. Here are 10 important steps to help ensure your safety in those cruicial days following a hurricane.
Miami, FL (PRWEB)
July 30, 2008 -- Hurricanes cause unbelievable destruction in terms of
lost property and lives. However, it's a little known fact that many
more people are seriously injured and killed on the picture perfect
calm days after a hurricane has blown through and people are returning
to their homes and lives. The number one culprit is stepping onto a wet
lawn or puddle that is electrically charged by an unseen down power
line. Following this tragic statistic, is the collapse of roof
structures while examining damage and falling trees.
Gulf Atlantic Industries of America, Inc. (GAI) is a state licensed and
insured South Florida general contractor serving Miami to Melbourne and
Miami to Pt. Charlotte. They specialize in disaster relief, new roofs, and hurricane protection products, including hurricane shutters, hurricane storm panels, and impact resistant replacement windows and doors. You may visit them at http://www.remodelsouthflorida.com or call (305) 937-0500.
GAI offer's these 10 important steps to help ensure your safety upon returning to your home, high-rise, or place of business following a hurricane.
Ten Important Steps to Help Ensure Your Safety Following a Hurricane:
1. Have proof of residency in the form of a driver's license accompanied by a property tax document, insurance document, and or piece of mail that shows current address. This will be necessary to re-enter an evacuation zone or heavily damaged area.
2. Be extra careful on what and where you are walking through as well as using your hands to move debris. Look out for power lines, tilting trees, light poles, power poles, sharp objects, and wild life, especially alligators, snakes, and raccoons.
3. Upon arriving at your residence, do not walk right in. Survey the entire exterior structure, especially the roof for lose roof tiles that may slide off on to your head. When entering, remain in the doorway threshold, looking at the ceilings and walls to evaluate the durability of your surroundings.
4. Check your power source, electrical panel box, and smell for gas. If power is out use a flashlight, do not strike a match or a lighter. Feel your walls for wetness especially around receptacles outlets and do not plug in appliances and electronic devises prior to making certain that the prongs are dry.
5. Open up all your Fawcett's for 5-10 minutes to run water. Do not drink or bathe in water until you are given an all clear from the county or your municipality as water may be contaminated.
6. Check your windows and sliding doors to be sure they are securely in place as not to collapse on you and carefully remove any broken glass.
7. For those of you who have solar systems on your roofs, check that they are securely in place so that the simple closing of a door does not trigger the unit to come loose thus sliding off the roof crashing on to you. Same for screen pool and patio enclosures, carefully examine the frame structure.
8. If you are returning to a mid or hi-rise apartment or condominium complex check with the management office as to whether the elevators are safely operating.
9. Be extra careful upon checking the secure placement of your floor to ceiling windows. If lose frames or broken glass is detected, back away and hire a professional to securely board up the openings.
10. Upon opening a sliding door to a balcony terrace, do it carefully and look at the structure. Do not lean on any railings or knee walls. If it appears to be unsafe, close the door and tape of the area with warning signs from the inside.
More About Gulf Atlantic Industries of America, Inc:
Gulf Atlantic Industries of America, Inc. (GAI), a Miami, Florida general contractor,
is proud to announce that they are an authorized participating
contractor in "My Safe Florida Home". This is a State of Florida
administered program designed to assist homeowners to better harden
their homes and protect themselves and their families from treacherous
windstorm damage. To learn more about this program visit
mysafefloridahome.com.
Besides hurricane protection products, see Gulf Atlantic Industries for your screen pool and patio enclosures needs.
Posted on July 30, 2008 at 04:58 PM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
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This should surprise no one, except the company that did the study.
Miami ranked second as the best city for regrowing hair, according to a Rogaine study.
(Jacksonville evidently has even more balding guys than Miami.)
"We were surprised by these findings,'' says Bert Sperling, president of Sperling's BestPlaces.
Guess he doesn't hang in SoFla much. He hasn't checked out the number of old dudes.
Cities were ranked according to such resources as number of hair regrowth clinics and sales of hair restoration products.
If we do this well in a hair contest, we can't wait to see how we fare in a Viagra study.
Meanwhile, the winners in the Big Hair race.
TOP TEN CITIES
1. Jacksonville, FL
2. Miami, FL
3. Birmingham, AL
4. Oklahoma City, OK
5. Louisville, KY
6. San Jose, CA
7. Hartford, CT
8. Tampa, FL
9. Buffalo, NY
10. Las Vegas, NV
Posted on June 30, 2008 at 12:03 PM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0)
Tags: florida, growing, hair, health, regrowing hair, rogaine
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Excuse me while I raise a stink.
Phoenix just won the title as Sweatiest City in the country in an Old Spice deodorant marketing gimmick....I mean contest.
But I protest.
I've called Arizona and Florida home and when it comes to
perspiration, we sweat with the best of 'em. At least in Phoenix the
buckets of water pouring off me when it was 111 evaported.
Drawing courtesy of Purdue University
Here...well...I don't need a swimming pool. I walk around in one. And
in Phoenix I never had to move away from people in grocery stores
because they reeked of BO.
Here. Go to Publix and you'll see. Or smell.....
Meanwhile, here are the top 15. Please discuss. As long as you're slathered in deodorant.
1. Phoenix, AZ
2. Las Vegas, NV
3. Tallahassee, FL
4. Tucson, AZ
5. Memphis, TN
6. Miami, FL
7. Houston, TX
8. Tampa, FL
9. Baton Rouge, LA
10. Fort Myers, FL
11. Huntsville, AL
12. New Orleans, LA
13. Birmingham, AL
14. Jacksonville, FL
15. West Palm Beach, FL
Posted on June 26, 2008 at 12:39 PM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)
Tags: arizona, florida, humor, old spice, sweat, Sweatiest Cities
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Google is officially the most trusted company in America, Advertising Age reports. The search giant’s rise is all the more incredible because it spends essentially nothing on advertising, and all the sweeter because it’s taking the top spot from rival Microsoft. Oil companies bring up the rear in a new poll, with Halliburton coming in dead last. The top 10:
Posted on June 23, 2008 at 03:20 PM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)
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Posted on June 03, 2008 at 01:25 AM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)
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Cars are awesome. Since its invention, tons and tons of upgrades have sprung up, like a means to burn fuel much more efficiently, made them thrice as fast, and made them sexy beasts from their original clunky form.
There are outrageous cars, and OUTRAGEOUS cars. The former being the frivolous luxuries that have been added to the basic car form, and the latter being silly ideas built into car form. What’s more interesting to note is, if you know how to build a car, you can build your own dream car, however silly or funny anyone else thinks it is.
Here are 5 of the funniest/silliest/most outrageous cars I’ve seen on tv and the internet. (Take note, I’m not sure about the legality of these cars — it IS illegal to drive bumper cars or go-karts on the road, I think.)
The “Home” Car – I mean, come on! There are RVs and trailers — why build a house on a poor chassis? I’m pretty sure it’ll have loads of amenities inside to make it feel more like home, right? How would this go about then? Sleep on a bed inside, then wake up to drive elsewhere? Truly a mobile home, a similar car has appeared in the series Arrested Development, when George Sr. tried to get away with the “cabin car.”
The Stilletto – I see some batmobile in there, plus something from Star Wars … in all the wrong colors. Built from a 1960s Corvair, it really jumps far from the source material. If you look at it closely … and imagine it in black … it kinda reminds you of the motorcycle in the new Batman movie. Hmmm…
Judge Dredd Land Rover – Think about it, Land Rovers are pretty much monsters nowadays so what of the fictional future where Judge Dredd resides in? It combines the looks of a tank, an armored car and, well, the tires of a land rover. Made specifically for the movie, one is in display in the Rover Heritage museum in England.
The 2001 Chevrolet Camaro Police Car – It’s notweird or anything, but this sports car is the fastest pursuit car in terms of law enforcement. Plus, it’s only sold to police units. The silly thig is, the car looks above average when compared to normal street cars, but consider what police cars go through — they get shot at.
The Couch Car! – I mean, come on! We have race car beds — but do they actually go anywhere? Think about having your own couch car, with a steering wheel mounted on the desk, stacked with your favorite snacks and beverages — then you literally park in front of the television. That’d be amazing. This car has caught the attention of the local media and has been featured in the Daily News … driving ‘round Times Square.
Posted on May 28, 2008 at 03:19 AM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)
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Remember Devon Sawa’s character in 1999’s ‘Idle Hands’, a comedy / horror movie about a teen whose hand becomes possessed and goes on a killing spree?
Apparently this movie has some truth in it. The ‘idle hand’ which referred to as the ‘Alien Hand Syndrome’ is an unusual neurological disorder in which the sufferer’s hand seems to take on a mind of its own. This is due to the damage in the medial motor frontal region of the brain and often occurs after a brain surgery, a stroke or an infection of the brain.
The sufferer has no control over the movements of the ‘alien hand’ nor will they have any conscience idea on what that hand is doing. The person suffering from this condition can often feel disconnected with their hand, and feel as if it was not part of their body.
When the suffer is unaware the alien hand can sometime act out complex movements like unbuttoning clothing, using tools or even tearing pieces of clothing. There are no know treatments or cure for ‘Alien Hand Syndrome’ however the best solution is to give this alien hand an object it can play with to keep it distracted from doing anything harmful to the sufferer.
#2 You Could Remove A Large Part of Your Internal Organs and Survive
While the human body may appear fragile, your body is stronger than you could possibly imagine. It is possible for you to survive even after the removal of the spleen, the stomach, one kidney, one lung, 75% of the liver, 80% of the intestines, and almost every organ from the pelvic and groin area.
#3 The Strong Contraction of Your Heart Creates Enough Pressure To Squirt Blood As Far As 30 Feet
#4 You Can Still Have An Erection After Death
(sorry couldn’t find a picture)
This is a death erection, which often being referred to as ‘angel lust’. It is a post-mortem erection that occurs when a male individual dies vertically or face-downside and as long as the body remains in this position, the effect will not subside.
How It Could Possibly Happen?
When a man is still alive, the heart pumps blood evenly around the body. When he dies, this mechanism stops and the blood acts by the force of gravity. As with any mass, the blood will settle at the lowest point of the body and cause swelling. So if a man dies vertically, the blood will settle in the legs and collect at the feet.
The pressure will cause the blood vessels and tissues in the feet to swell up to accommodate as much blood as possible. As blood collects, it will fill up to the torso and the blood will attempt to move to a lower position due to gravity, which is the penis (the legs are full by now). The blood causes the penis, consisting of erectile tissue, to fill with blood and expand.
#5 Heart Attacks Are More Likely To Happen On Monday
A 10-year study in Scotland found that 20% of people die of a heart attack on Monday’s compare to any other day of the week. The study suggests that the ‘Monday peak’ could be a result of massive drinking during the weekend and work related stress; you know the ‘Monday blues.’
#6 Three Hundred Million Cells Die In Your Body Every Minute
It does sounds like a lot but this is actually less than 0.0001% of the amount of cells being replaced in your body every day. (about 10-50 trillion cells are being replace in your body every day)
#7 Babies Have More Bones Than You Do
When a baby is born, they have 300 bones in their body. When they reach adulthood they are left with only 206 bones. This is because the smaller bones eventually join together to form stronger single bones.
#8 Your Hair Is Almost Indestructible
Apart from having it burnt, human hair decays at such a slow rate that it is almost impossible to get rid of. Do you remember those documentaries about Egypt, the pyramids and Mummies on Discovery Channel? Well the mummies are left with no flesh, practically nothing but bones and yes… hair. It might look fragile but hair cannot be destroyed by cold, change of climate, water, or other natural forces and it is resistant to many kinds of acids and corrosive chemicals.
#9 You Can Survive Without Food But Not Without Sleep
You need sleep as much as you need food. Many people neglect the importance of having enough sleep without knowing that humans can actually survive longer without food than without sleep. With water alone, an average person could survive a month to two without food (that also varies from an individual’s body fat and other factors).
But a few sleepless nights will cause the person to start experiencing radical personality and psychological changes. The longest recorded time anyone has ever gone without sleep is 264 hours. Randy Gardner at the end of which the experiment did not stumble or hallucinate but scientist has said that any more sleepless nights than that is dangerous.
#10 You Have A Philtrum
The indentation in the middle of the area between the nose and the upper lip is called the philtrum. While scientists are yet to figure out the specific purpose of this indentation serves besides allowing humans to express a much larger range of lip motions, the ancient Greeks thought it to be one of the most arousing places on the body.
Posted on May 27, 2008 at 03:20 AM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)
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Office drummers
Why don't these tap-tap-tappers just bring in a 16-piece drum kit and get it out of their systems? There are fewer annoying office habits than the person who has to tap out a rhythm while waiting for their brain to engage into first gear. There are unconfirmed made-up rumours that the CIA is now using the office-drummer technique in terrorist interrogations after finding it more effective at extracting information than attaching car batteries to soft body parts.
Foghorn phone voice
In the same way that your television volume appears to jump up nine notches when the adverts come on, there's a breed of office worker who raises their tone several decibels as soon as they pick up the phone. You can help by explaining their voice is carried not through very long cardboard tubes but through conversion to electrical currents down a copper wire which, almost instantaneously, are then amplified at the other end through a speaker. If they don't understand this, just speak louder.
Pod pong
"But this is the latest fragrance from the streets of Paris. All the celebrities are wearing it," they may plead. Wearing it _ yes. But marinating themselves in it overnight? Probably not.
Key smashers
All offices have at least one person who appears to think that to make the little symbols on their keyboard appear on the screen, they need to exert the force of an atomic bomb through the ends of their digits. Either this, or after a freak gardening accident, they now have lump hammers for fingers.
Paid for nothing
Finally _ a good reason to smoke. You get paid for standing out in the sunshine chatting to your wheezy and addicted mates while the fresh-lunged members of the workforce are indoors putting their nicotine-free fingers to work. You could ask the smokers to start pulling their weight, except their lungs would probably collapse. You could also give them some mouthwash as a gift, to help mask the breath-of-a-thousand-cigs.
Snot funny
What is it with people who _ riddled with pleurisy, the bubonic plague or cancer of the entire body _ still think it's a good idea to come in to work? The world really won't stop if that report doesn't get finished and the boss more likely regards you as a mug than a martyr. Your work mates, of course, will shower you with love for ruining their plans for the weekend and keeping their kids out of school with the germs you give them.
Lucifer's lunch
Egg and mayonnaise sandwiches, tuna fishcakes, blue cheese with crackers, breakfast burritos with extra onion and chips with salt and vinegar _ all food items which require urgent federal government or United Nations action to ban them from the workplace. Alternatively, ask your boss to find some funds to hire a permanent on-site SWAT team armed with fumigation guns. Or just ask your colleague to bring something that doesn't stink (or, in the case of the chips, require you to leave and buy some yourself).
Ringtone hell
If your office friend intermittently decided to play bits of his favourite music collection from a speaker on his desk, you'd probably ask them to leave their taste for death-metal or American R&B at home. So why, then, is it OK to have Usher's latest offering, or a 50 Cent classic (is he called that because that's how much most people would pay for one of his records?) playing six times a day _ or 22 if it's Friday.
Space invaders
You distinctly remember hearing the boss bring your new work mate over to his or her work area and say, "This is your desk". The boss did not follow that up with the words, "but feel free to use your colleague's desk for overspill if there's not enough room for your inane gossip magazines and pictures of your 17 children".
Eau de underarm
Deodorants were invented in the '50s _ which is a year, not the age you have to be before you start using them. There are fewer things more noxious than a damp-shirted male who, after working up a sweat running for the bus, is left to "mature" over a keyboard for eight hours.Posted on May 26, 2008 at 01:56 AM in Cool Lists | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)
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Crazy Patents! For the USPTO to issue a patent, the invention must be novel, non-obvious, and "useful." The standard for usefulness is certainly the weakest of the three -- any possible utility, no matter how small, will suffice. And, useful does not necessarily mean commercially viable. In other words, you can get a patent on some crazy things that will never make it to the shelves of your local store. For instance:
Patent Number | Title | Summary |
5392735 | Marine Mammal Communication Device | This Walt Disney patent contains detailed source code (about 17 pages worth) of what basically anounts to a dolphin size keyboard that translates keystrokes into sounds for both humans and other dolphins and perhaps "whales and porpoises" as well. They hope that once trained that a human will be able to simply speak to the Dolphins as well. |
7108178 | Method of stopping a stolen car without a high-speed chase, utilizing a bar code | The title alone earns the patent a place on this page. Part of the invention also requires that the rear wheel covers have bullets or knives installed in them, however the inventor also offers a method to disable the engine by remote control. |
6142880 | Method of playing a bowling game | This is basically bowling like it is today, but changing the scoring system to "eliminat[e] the unfair advantage of scoring consecutive strikes with a multiplier effect". |
20040161257 | Just read Claim 9! | If you are a patent attorney or inventor, you have to read Claim 9 -- hillarious, though perhaps not intended to be. Submitted by Angelo Castellano |
5107620 | Electrified table cloth | Designed to discourgage bugs from crawling on a table cloth, the electrified table cloth shocks them, much like an invisible dog fence. I'm not sure this idea is so crazy -- if anyone knows where to get one of these, let me know :) Submitted by Karan Morrow. |
7062320 | Device for the treatment of hiccups | Appears to be a glass that shocks you when you drink from it, ostensibly stimulating specific nerves in an attempt to cure hiccups. Submitted by Carl Palmgren. |
4202456 | Toy utilizing used, discardable items such as bottle caps and beverage cans | Making building blocks out of bottle caps? Sounds like a good way to cut yourself. OK, stupid invention. That's a given -- most everything on this page is stupid in one way or another. But, here is a legitimate question: Why did someone spend thousands of dollars to patent something whose primary purpose is to use cheap parts available in the home, rather than having to go to the store and buy blocks (are blocks really that expensive?) when the whole idea of the patent essentially means that the inventor can't sell a product, since he is encouraging people to make their own "toy" at home? I suppose he could sell the device that puts the holes in the sides of the caps. Not surprisingly, I've never seen such a device for sale. Perhaps the toy mafia is blocking the commercialization of this patent. Submitted by Oliver Kroth. |
6994809 | Plug for and method of patching a hole in a wall | Maybe not really crazy, but crazily obvious. This patent shows you how to patch a hole in a wall by cutting out a piece the same size as a pre-formed plug, and then inserting the plug and plastering over it. Isn't that pretty much the way drywall is always patched??? Submitted by Ren Hoek. |
3216423 | Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force | This one is too old to have full-text, so you are going to have to look at the pictures -- but it's worth it. I can't help but wonder if this device was ever actually used? Submitted by Dan. |
6360693 | Animal Toy | Thanks to Samuel Pai for this submission, which is nearly unbelievable. Claim 1 describes (in fancy language of course), a synthetic STICK. Yes, a stick. I'm not kidding. This patent was applied for in 1999. Do you think anyone had ever conceived of the idea of using a stick (albeit a plastic one) as an animal toy prior to 1999? Check out the front page image -- a picture is worth a thousands words, or in this case, a stick. |
5904268 | Mug incorporating a simulated artificial horizon | Granted, this isn't very useful, but let me tell you what really worries me about it: I know what I would do with it. I'd sit the cup on my dashboard and use it to see how many G's I could pull while driving. The lure of always going for a new "personal best" would surely be hazardous to one's health. Thanks to Oliver Kroth for submitting this one! |
5443036 | Method of exercising a cat |
In 1993 the USPTO issued this patent for using a laser pointer to
exercise a cat (yes, by moving the laser pointer beam around and having
the cat chase it). Come on now... Not only is this crazy to patent, but
this idea had surely been thought of long before this patent came
about. In fact, a bit of research turned up the book "One Hundred and
Eighty-Seven Ways to Amuse a Bored Cat" (Ballantine Books; May, 1982)
that describes the exact same idea, but using a flashlight. Sorry guys
-- the use of a laser pointer for the same thing is obvious. Update: Michael Burns pointed out something truly amazing about this patent. Not only should this patent probay never have been issued, but it appears that the USPTO has issued what is essentially the same patent many times! See:
6505576 Pet Toy |
6826983 | Light Bulb Changer | How many machines does it take to change a light bulb? Come on now, who is going to buy a machine, that looks like it weighs 100 pounds and costs plenty, to change light bulbs. How would one even get this contraption up to a light bulb? |
6752088 | Eating counter apparatus for mobile vending vehicle | This guy must have been sitting around with a hotdog cart, a park bench, and a welding torch, and decided he needed to patent something using only these three things. |
6745394 | Ballistic resistant body covering | From the picture, one would guess that this is a super hero costume which purports to protect the wearer from bullets. All I can do here is to pray for the test engineers. Good luck pals. |
6739074 | Tamper Resistant Institutional Shoe And Method | A shoe with a transparent sole to prevent concealing contraband. Don't laugh just yet -- these might be required on planes soon! |
6718554 | Hands free towel carrying system | A towel with a neck loop. Seriously -- that's all it is. And it took until 2004 to patent such a thing. I wonder what other amazing inventions remain to be discovered??? |
6711769 | Pillow with retractable umbrella | A pillow, with a built-in umbrella to protect the user from the sun. Somehow the idea of having a tanned body and a ghostly white head doesn't appeal to me, but whatever floats your boat. |
6659880 | Chin Putter | The funny thing about this is that I think the authors take it seriously; it does not seem to be a novelty item. |
6650315 | Mouse device with a built-in printer | The title is pretty self-explanatory. Yes, it takes very small paper. Maybe it could serve as a label maker -- that's about all I can think of. |
6637447 | Beerbrella | Keeps the sun off your beer (no, I am not kidding). One would think that those little insulating sleeves would be much more effective, but perhaps they were worried about their beer getting sunburned. |
6557994 | Stud Spectacles | Eyeglasses that don't need a frame because they attach to body piercings on the face. Yeah |
6368227 | Method of swinging on a swing | So these fools think that in all the years of swinging no one has ever before thought to pull on the opposite chains and swing form side to side? Well, I guess they got the PTO to issue the patent, so I'm not sure who the fool really is... But, even so, what do these guys expect to do with this anyway? Are they going to go around and collect royalties from kids on the playground? |
6035447 | Halloween Mask with Flash Device | This guy took a Halloween mask, strapped a light on it and called it a new invention. I know that Halloween is a relatively new holiday compared to some of the others, but I do recall seeing glowing masks well before this patent existed. In fact, I had a Jason mask that glowed when you pushed a button. I bet I know the next patent this guy submitted. He took a tree and stuck some lights and decorations on them and called it a "Christmas Tree." Pure genius. |
5971829 | Motorized ice cream cone | I am usually a proponent of anything that allows me to do less work, but everyone knows that the best part of eating an ice cream cone is eating the cone and ice cream at the end! |
5901666 | Pet display clothing | A wearable Habitrail! This is a system of tubes that you can wear around, while your hamster crawls around in them. I have yet to see anyone wearing this, so I am guessing that it wasn't a smashing success at the pet stores (or clothing stores?). |
5878931 | Halloween Backpack | A backpack that dispenses candy! I'm sure this will be a hot seller at Walmart. |
5678617 | Method and apparatus for making a drink hop along a bar or counter | This is essentially the same as the fountains that Disney has at Epcot -- controlled streams of water designed to look like that are "jumping" (in this case, into a beer glass). But hey, this probalby IS amusing when you are drunk! |
5491007 | Carvable Artificial Pumpkin and Method | Who ever said creativity is dead in America? No one who knows the patenter of the Carvable Artificial Pumpkin. This guy took a hollow Styrofoam ball (that may or may not be painted orange) and called it a new invention. Somehow this reminds me of that Saturday Night Live skit with Dan Akroyd playing the crazy defective toy maker. I can just see this product coming with a big butcher's knife for the carving and maybe a bag of glass and nails for this kids to play with. |
5265827 | Paddle Wheel Plane | Does this thing really fly??? I'd be amazed. |
5175571 | Subliminal Glasses | Glasses that project subliminal images? They claim to ge a possible aid for everything from quitting smoking, stopping drug and alcohol abuse, and learning. Yeah, because the submliminal tapes that are available work so well |
4858627 | Smokers Hat | A hat with an air intake, which filters and then expels the air. Looks pretty much like wearing the exhaust hood for a stove on your head. |
4553748 | Electrostatically Enhanced Game | Unless you take some pleasure out of being shocked or shocking someone else, the Electrostatically Enhanced Game is not for you. I personally could find some joy in shocking my buddy while beating him at Madden, but unfortunately I don't think this is an original invention. I seem to recall a James Bond flick that had a video game like that, and that's kind of sad ripping off Bond. |
4455816 | Tricycle Lawnmower | No, you aren't misreading anything. This really is a child's tricyle with a lawnmower attached. Real safe, eh? |
4432545 | Non-lethal cock fighting system | Cock fighting is illegal in the US (except for Louisiana and 1 other state as one of our readers has pointed out). So, these geniuses probably just drew attention to the fact that they are breaking the law. While this is a ridiculous patent, it did give me a idea for my next patent: A Kangaroo Kickboxing Kit. |
4344424 | Anti-Eating Mouth Cage | Just think Hannibal Lecter |
4300473 | Device For Moistening The Adhesive Coating On Postage Stamps and Envelopes | Describes a device containing an applicator to moisten stamps. Check out this quote: "The applicator may be in the form of a human tongue" Boy, that's novel. |
4233942 | Animal Ear Protection | A device for protecting the ears of animals, especially long-haired dogs, from becoming soiled by the animal's food while the animal is eating. Ok, your pet might look better without dirty hair, but it's going to look pretty dumb wearing this thing. |
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"Britain is not an island...well, yes it is, but..."
- Unidentified MP, on BBC Radio 4
- from Mark Saxby (Reading, England)
"The President continues to surprise people, so I am not surprised
to be surprised."
- US Secy of Defense Dick Cheney
- from Mark Wiersbeck (Minneapolis, MN, USA)
"President Bush is due to address the nation in approximately 20
minutes precisely."
- Peter Jennings, ABC News
- from Roger Allen (Nashua, NH, USA)
"Mobile launchers are more difficult to detect because they move
around, unlike fixed launchers."
- Katie Coucik, NBC News
- from Lowell McCulley (Nashua, NH, USA)
"Continuous coverage of the war in the Persian Gulf will resume in
a moment."
- Tom Brokaw, NBC News
- from Jeff E. Nelson (Nashua, NH, USA)
"We have good reason to believe he was stabbed. There was a sharp
object sticking out of his chest".
- Lt. R. Travis, Newburgh, NY, Police Dept,
cited in National Lampoon calendar
- from Jim Reisert (Hudson, MA, USA)
"The City of Rochester (Michigan) is considering a ban on smoking
at the park because people are leaving their butts on the beach."
- Announcer, WJR Radio, Detroit, MI
- from Jim Cotton (Novi, MI, USA)
"Men between the ages of 18 and 25 must register for the draft on
their 18th birthday."
- Sign in a US Post Office
- from Bruce Stadler (Dallas, TX, USA)
"This door must not be opened under any circumstances."
- Sign outside a fire exit in a hotel
- from C. N. Kumar (Karnataka, India)
"We have to expect it, otherwise we would be surprised."
- Unidentified general officer, re: Gulf war.
- from Thierry Ciot (Valbonne, France)
"Yo-Yo Ma and Bobby McFerrin together again for the first time."
- Ellen Kushner on "Caravan", WGBH radio,
Boston
- from Roger Goun (Nashua, NH, USA)
"It is mandatory that tenderers provide proof that the specified
performance requirements are likely to be achieved by the proposed
system."
- Request for Quotation from unidentified
prospective client
- from Kass Antanaitis (Canberra, Australia)
"President Union will address the nation on the state of the Bush."
_ Hampton Pearson, news reporter, WBZ TV
- from Paul Poznick (Andover, MA, USA)
"Although some functional managers had heard of RISC, virtually
none had heard of RISC"
- Digital Marketing Study
- from Ken Berkun (Hong Kong)
"Sir James Spicer...has officially opened a lavatory at the Piddle
Valley First School near Dorchester."
- VNS #2244 Main News, 23 Jan 90
- from Dick Binder (Nashua, NH, USA)
"Tensions in Latvia...are tense..."
- WBZ Radio, Boston, 21 Jan 91, news
- from Gunar Zagars (Andover, MA, USA)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would
not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were
supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live
forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994
-- Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life."
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
-- Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country,"
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.
We are the president."
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release
-- of subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
and I'm just the one to do it."
-- A congressional candidate in Texas.
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians
were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
-- John Wayne
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
-- Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
-- Unknown. This has been attributed to:
Al Gore, Vice President
Dan Quayle, Vice President
George W. Bush, Texas Governor
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Dan Quayle
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another"
-- George Bush, US President
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-- Lee Iacocca
"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from
the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
-- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein."
-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-- Unknown. This has been attributed to:
Al Gore, Bill Clinton, George Bush
(Sr. and Jr.), and Dan Quayle
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-- Al Gore, VP
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-- Keppel Enderbery
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply
if there is a change in your circumstances."
-- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
-- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Taught by men, for women.
101
Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102
Doing Housework Without Complaining
103
Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104
Going to The Washroom Alone
(formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105
Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
106
Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
107
Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
108
How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109
Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
110
Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
111
The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
112
Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
113
"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
114
How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
115
The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
116
You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
117
Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable
118
Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
(formerly One Can Is Enough)
119
Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
120
Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
121
Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
122
Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
123
Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
124
Makeup: The Less is More Theory
125
Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
Taught by women, for men.
101 |
Combating Stupidity |
102 |
You Too Can Do Housework |
103 |
P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut |
104 |
How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray |
105 |
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas – Give Us Money |
106 |
Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM |
107 |
Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks") |
108 |
Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception |
109 |
Get a Life – Learn How To Cook |
110 |
How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong |
111 |
Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right |
112 |
Understanding Your Financial Incompetence |
113 |
You – The Weaker Sex |
114 |
Reasons To Give Flowers |
115 |
How To Stay Awake After |
116 |
Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom |
117 |
Garbage – Getting It To the Curb |
118A |
You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try |
118B |
The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower |
119 |
The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous |
120 |
How To Put The Toilet Seat Down |
121 |
How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost |
122 |
The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency |
123 |
Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes |
124 |
How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children |
125 |
You Too Can Be a Designated Driver |
126 |
Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked |
127 |
Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works |
128 |
The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary |
129 |
Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary |
130 |
Real Men Ask For Directions |
131 |
How To Take Illness Like a Man |
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Daniel Paul Tammet is a British high-functioning autistic savant gifted with a facility for mathematical calculations, sequence memory, and natural language learning. He was born with congenital childhood epilepsy. Experiencing numbers as colors or sensations is a well-documented form of synesthesia, but the detail and specificity of Tammet's mental imagery of numbers is unique. In his mind, he says, each number up to 10,000 has its own unique shape and feel, that he can "see" results of calculations as landscapes, and that he can "sense" whether a number is prime or composite. He has described his visual image of 289 as particularly ugly, 333 as particularly attractive, and pi as beautiful. Tammet not only verbally describes these visions, but also creates artwork, particularly watercolor paintings, such as his painting of Pi.
Tammet holds the European record for memorising and recounting pi to 22,514 digits in just over five hours. He also speaks a variety of languages including English, French, Finnish, German, Spanish, Lithuanian, Romanian, Estonian, Icelandic, Welsh and Esperanto. He particularly likes Estonian, because it is rich in vowels. Tammet is creating a new language called Mänti. Tammet is capable of learning new languages very quickly. To prove this for the Channel Five documentary, Tammet was challenged to learn Icelandic in one week. Seven days later he appeared on Icelandic television conversing in Icelandic, with his Icelandic language instructor saying it was "not human."
Ben
Underwoodtaught is blind, both of his eyes were removed (cancer) when
he was 3. Yet, he plays basketball, rides on a bicycle, and lives a
quite normal life. He taught himself to use echo location to navigate
around the world. With no guide-dogs, he doesn't even need hands: he
uses sound. Ben makes a short click sound that bounces back from
objects. Amazingly, his ears pick up the ecos to let him know where the
objects are. He's the only person in the world who sees using nothing
but eco location, like a sonar or a dolphin.
Five time Guiness Record holder, The Rubberboy
is the most flexible man alive and the most famous contortionist.
He has been in many professional basketball or baseball games and on
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, ESPN's Sports Center, Oprah Winfrey,
Ripley's Believe It or Not, Cirque du Soleil, Best Damn Sports Show
Period, The Discovery Channel, Men in Black 2, HBO's Carnivale, and
CSI: NY and American got a talent.
He dislocates his arms to crawl through an unstrung tennis racquet. He
performs contortion handstands and unique acrobatics.
Michel
Lotito (born 1950) is a French entertainer, famous as the consumer of
undigestables, and is known as Monsieur Mangetout (Mister Eat-it-all).
Lotito's performances are the consumption of metal, glass, rubber and
so on in items such as bicycles, televisions, a Cessna 150, and smaller
items which are disassembled, cut-up and swallowed. The aircraft took
roughly two years to be 'eaten' from 1978 to 1980. He began eating
unusual material while a child and has been performing publicly since
1966.
Lotito does not often suffer from ill-effects due to his diet, even
after the consumption of materials usually considered poisonous. When
performing he consumes around a kilogram of material daily, preceding
it with mineral oil and drinking considerable quantities of water
during the 'meal'. He apparently possesses a stomach and intestine with
walls of twice the expected thickness, and his digestive acids are,
allegedly, unusually powerful, allowing him to digest a certain portion
of his metallic meals. Watch the Video at YouTube.
On August 30, 2007, the eve of Malaysia's 50th Independence Day,
Rathakrishnan Velu (or Raja Gigi, as he is known locally) broke his own
world record for pulling train with his teeth, this time with 6 coaches
attached weighing 297.1 tons over a distance of 2.8 metres at the Old
Kuala Lumpur Railway Station. Raja Gigi, from Tampin in Malaysia
learned a technique of concentrating his powers to any part of his body
from an Indian guru at a young age of 14.
Liew
Thow Lin, a 70-year-old retired contractor in Malaysia, recently made
news for pulling a car twenty meters along a level surface by means of
an iron chain hooked to an iron plate on his midriff. He says that he
discovered he had the amazing ability to make objects stick
"magnetically" to his skin, and now he's added car-pulling to his
repertoire. After reading an article about a family in Taiwan who
possessed such power, he says he took several iron objects and put them
on his abdomen, and to his surprise, all the objects including an iron,
stuck on his skin and didn't fall down. Since this "gift'' is also
present in three of his sons and two grandchildren, he figures it's
hereditary.
Sixty-four-year-old
Thai Ngoc, known as Hai Ngoc, said he could not sleep at night after
getting a fever in 1973, and has counted infinite numbers of sheep
during more than 11,700 consecutive sleepless nights. "I don't know
whether the insomnia has impacted my health or not. But I'm still
healthy and can farm normally like others," Ngoc said. Proving his
health, the elderly resident of Que Trung commune, Que Son district
said he can carry two 50kg bags of fertilizer down 4km of road to
return home every day. His wife said, "My husband used to sleep well,
but these days, even liquor cannot put him down." She said when Ngoc
went to Da Nang for a medical examination, doctors gave him a clean
bill of health, except a minor decline in liver function. Ngoc
currently lives on his 5ha farm at the foot of a mountain busy with
farming and taking care of pigs and chickens all day. His six children
live at their house in Que Trung. Ngoc often does extra farm work or
guards his farm at night to prevent theft, saying he used three months
of sleepless nights to dig two large ponds to raise fish.
Tim Cridland doesn't seem to feel pain like the rest of people. He
astounded everyone by pushing needles into his arms without flinching
and he now performs a terrifying act for audiences all over America.
Scientific tests have shown that Tim can tolerate much higher levels of
pain than are humanly possible. He explains that, by using mind over
matter, he is able to push skewers through his body and put up with
extreme heat and cold unharmed - but to do this safely he has
extensively studied human anatomy, because puncturing an artery could
be fatal.
Animal behaviourist Kevin Richardson says he relies on instinct to win
the hearts and form an intimate bond with the big cats. He can spend
the night curled up with them without the slightest fear of being
attacked. His magic works not only work for lions but other animals
such as cheetahs, leopards and even hyenas do not hold a threat against
him. Lions are his favourites and its a wonder how he can play,
carress, cuddle with them whose teeth are sharp enough to bite through
thick steel. Its a dangerous job but to Kevin, its more of a passion
for him.
Claudio
Pinto can pop both of his eyes 4 cm (about 1 and a half inch) or 95%
out of their sockets. He's now aiming (poppin'?) for a world record.
Mr Pinto has undergone various tests and doctors say they have never
seen or heard of a person who can pop the eyes as much as him. Mr
Pinto, from Belo Horizonte, said: "It is a pretty easy way to make
money. "I can pop my eyes out four centimetres each, it is a gift from
God, I feel blessed."
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•A man lost in his geography:
1-"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
George W. Bush
2-"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
George W. Bush
3-"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
George W. Bush
•A man lost in his logic:
4-" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
George W. Bush
5-"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
George W. Bush
6-"These people are trying to shake the will of the Iraqi citizens, and they want us to leave...I think the world would be better off if we did leave..."
George W. Bush
7-"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
George W. Bush
8-"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
George W. Bush
9-"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
George W. Bush
10-Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.
George W. Bush
•A man lost in space:
11-"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
George W. Bush
•A MAN WITH HEAVEN ON HIS SIDE:
12-"I believe God wants me to be president."
George W. Bush
13- [I was] "chosen by the grace of God to lead at that moment."
George W. Bush
14-"God told me to strike at al-Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East."
George W. Bush
15-"I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job."
George W. Bush
•The man lost in his vocabulary:
16-" Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
George W. Bush
17-"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'."
George W. Bush
18-"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is, 'to be prepared'."
George W. Bush
19-'There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.'
George W. Bush
• Thoughts coming straight from George Orwell's '1984':
20-"Iraq and Afghanistan ...are now democracies and they are allies in the cause of freedom and peace."
George W. Bush
21-"Ariel Sharon ... is a man of courage and a man of peace."
George W. Bush
22-"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
George W. Bush
•THE DECEIVING PACIFIST:
23-"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
George W. Bush
24-"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
George W. Bush
25-"Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
George W. Bush
26- “Governments accountable to the voters focus on building roads and schools—not weapons of mass destruction.” (N.B.: The U.S. has 10,000 nuclear weapons)
George W. Bush
•The Theologian:
27-"Islam, as practiced by the vast majority of people, is a peaceful religion."
George W. Bush
28-"The Islam that we know is a faith devoted to the worship of one God, as revealed through The Holy Qur'an. It teaches the value and the importance of charity, mercy, and peace."
George W. Bush
•THE Flip-Flopper:
29-"I favor leaving up to a woman and her doctor the abortion question."
George W. Bush
30-"I am pro-life."
George W. Bush
31- "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
George W. Bush
32- "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
George W. Bush
33-"We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories...for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them."
George W. Bush
•The forecaster of things to come:
34-"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties [in Iraq]."
George W. Bush
35-"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
George W. Bush
36-"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
George W. Bush
37-"Many Iraqis can hear me tonight in a translated radio broadcast, and I have a message for them: If we must begin a military campaign, it will be directed against the lawless men who rule your country and not against you."
George W. Bush, (speech of March 17, 2003)
38-"To the C students, I say you too can be president of the United States."
George W. Bush
•The astute observer:
39-"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
George W. Bush
40-"Brownie (Michael Brown of FEMA), you're doing a heck of a job."
George W. Bush
•A man and his environment:
41-"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
George W. Bush
•The double-talker:
42-"There's a lot of suffering in the Palestinian territory, because militant Hamas is trying to stop the advance of democracy." (N.B.: The Hamas government was elected)
George W. Bush
43-"We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make—it would hope—put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see."
George W. Bush
•THE WOULD-BE DICTATOR:
44-"In a time of war, the president must have the power he needs to make the tough decisions, including, if need be, the decision to grant himself even more power."
George W. Bush
45-"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
George W. Bush
46-"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
George W. Bush
47-"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
George W. Bush
48- "I will not withdraw [from Iraq], even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me."
George W. Bush
49- "I'm the decider, and I decide what's best."
George W. Bush
•And, last but not least, CONSIDERING THE MESS IN IRAQ:
50-“I don’t have the foggiest idea about what I think about international, foreign policy.”
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This was originally posted back in April, and I was just notified that the Den Of Geek was responsible for the information that came in by email.
So I am modifying the post to reflect a link to their site and give all credit to them. And excellent site - well worth visiting.
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/13412/30_upcoming_movie_sequels_you_didnt_know_about.html
The domination of sequels in the big summer and winter schedules continues, and if the following - in particular order - is anything to go by, it's going to carry on for many years to come...
The Brazilian Job: the follow up to Paramount’s US remake of The Italian Job is still on the cards, and it’s got a 2009 release date marked. Jason Statham, Mos Def, Mark Wahlberg and Charlize Theron are attached, as is director F Gary Gray.
I, Robot 2: All we know
on this one is that it’s in the scripting stages still, with a
potential 2010 release date planned in. No news on Mr Smith's
involvement.
I Am Legend 2: Warner’s huge
Christmas 2007 hit could also have a follow up, although it’d be
interesting to see if Will Smith returned to it. A 2010 release date is
also being mooted for this one.
Beverly Hills Cop 4: If Die Hard can still do it at the box office, why can’t Axel Foley? Er, because the third BHC movie
was crap, and a flop. Still, it’s not stopped development work going
ahead on number four. No further news than that, though.
National Treasure 3: Not a huge surprise, but as the Nic Cage Indiana Jones knock off franchise has proved to be quite a juggernaut, you’ll only have to wait until 2011 for the third film in the series.
Cars 2: We spotted this on AintItCool – is Pixar really looking to make a sequel to its weakest film? Apparently so…
Toy Story 3: This one, after lots of umming and ahhing, appears to be a goer. It won’t, as was speculated, be a straight-to-DVD affair, and Tom Hanks and Tim Allen are both expected back on voicing duties. It’ll be out in 2010.
Jeepers Creepers 3:
MGM is running the rule over a potential third instalment in the horror
franchise, with director Victor Salva still attached. Hmmm.
Shrek 5:
The fourth film was a no-brainer after the tepid third outing made so
much cash. But a fifth instalment has also been confirmed. No wonder Shrek is the same colour as an American dollar…
Night at the Museum 2: Ben Stiller is returning for his most commercially successful role outside of the Meet the Parents franchise. We can wait. No news on the proposed Meet The Little Focker, though.
Crank 2: High Voltage: This is more like it. Crank is a guilty pleasure right up there with Snakes on a Plane, and it’s coming back for more. Shooting starts next month, for a 2009 release, and Jason Statham returns as Chev Chelios. As he should.
Transporter 3: Statham again. He’s making this too, and it’s in pre-production. Presumably, he’ll go from Crank 2 straight onto this.
Super Troopers 2: A sequel nobody asked for! Hurray! Expect it in 2010, as it’s in the early writing stages still, we believe.
Silent Hill 2: Sony is looking at a follow up to the crap-but-popular video game adaptation. 2010 is the current slated release date.
The Descent 2: We understand that Neil Marshall won’t be directed this one, which has the, er, working title of The De2cent. He’s attached as Executive Producer, with Jon Harris stepping behind the camera (he edited the first film, as well as the more recent Stardust).
The Grudge 3: Yup, it’s in pre-production now, for release next year. That’ll likely be the scariest thing about it.
Ice Age 3: 1st July 2009. That’s the date you’ll need to avoid if you want to miss the next Ice Age movie. Hopefully it’ll be better than the second one…
Ghost Rider 2:
A surprise hit last year, Marvel is developing a follow-up to the Nic
Cage comic book flick, and tentatively has 2009 marked for release. No
director is thus far attached.
The Untouchables: Capone Rising:
A prequel to Brian De Palma’s cracking prohibition thriller of, er,
twenty years ago. De Palma is back behind the camera, and the project
is in the pre-production stages now.
The Thomas Crown Affair 2: Weird,
this. It’s taken them ages to do a sequel, and then they draft in Paul
Verhoeven to direct a follow-up to someone else’s film. Pierce Brosnan
returns, and filming starts shortly.
The People Under The Stairs 2: No sign of any Wes Craven involvement, though, and release may even be this year. Hmmm. We'd wager DVD will be its home.
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: Er, that’s what they’ve called The Mummy 3, which is out on 1st August. Brendan Fraser and Jet Li star.
Punisher: War Zone:
Ray Stevenson becomes the third person to play The Punisher on screen.
You’ll be able to find out how he did on 12th September this year.
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder: Casper Van Diem is back, but it’s still going straight to DVD, as the piss-awful second film did. It’s due out later this year.
Pink Panther 2: Oh dear. And I’m a Steve Martin fan. It’s out on 13th February 2009.
Ace Ventura 3: No Jim Carrey though, and no chance of it seeing the inside of a cinema. Head to Blockbuster later in the year if you want to catch it.
War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave: Another straight to DVD sequel, but this one’s of note because it’s directed by Soul Man/Hitcher star C Thomas Howell. Blimey.
Jurassic Park 4: It’s
taken them ages to sort this out, but the latest is that Laura Dern is
still attached, and that it’ll be released in 2009. Don’t hold your
breath though, as shooting would need to start really very soon...
Scary Movie 5/Saw 5: You could have guessed at these if you didn’t know about them already. Both should see the light before the end of the year. Sadly.
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#1: “Road of Death” - Bolivia
North Yungas Road is hands-down the most dangerous in the world for motorists. This one clearly endangers your life. It runs in the Bolivian Andes, 70 km from La Paz to Coroico, and plunges down almost 3,600 meters in an orgy of extremely narrow hairpin curves and 800-meter abyss near-misses. A fatal accident happens there every couple of weeks, 100-200 people perish there every year. In 1995 the Inter-American Development Bank named the La Paz-to-Coroico route “the world’s most dangerous road.”
The wall of the tunnel is uneven and there are more than 30 “windows” of
different sizes and shapes. Some windows are round and some are square,
and they range from dozens of metres long to standard-window-size. It
is frightening to look down from the windows, where strange rocks
hanging form the sheer cliff above and a seemingly bottomless pit lying
below. A village, opposite the tunnel, appears to hang on the precipice.
(already reported here)
This is a heavy-tourist traffic area in Xian (Mt.Huashan). See details here.
The official federal-government highway to Yakutsk, and it is also the only one to get there. This can turn into a major humanitarian disaster during rainy spells, when the usual clay covering of the road turns into impassable mud blanket, swallowing trucks and tractors alike.
Here is an aerial shot of this road in winter:
There are also rumors of a quite normal 30 km stretch of Russian
country road, which gets an unexplained amount of car accidents; the
locals suspect underground gas seepage which causes motorists to fall
asleep... This creepy tale is supported by the evidence of car crash
statistics and the tales of survivors, who do not remember anything
prior to the crash and act strangely "drugged" afterwards. Hopefully
this will be properly investigated before the road claims more victims.
A road in Nepal, leading from From Katmandu to Everest Base Camp.
A typical India-Nepal Road. There is also a "death road" in Bangladesh, but we don't have enough information.
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